http://www.sptimes.com/2007/12/27/Hernando/Patron_dies_in_privat.shtmlhttp://snarfd.com/2007/12/27/man-dies-after-two-hour-marathon-lap-dance-drinking-session/Of all the ways to die, having a stripper rub you up for two hours is not a bad way to go. Jason Transue was out celebrating at a Florida strip club called Flamingo and took on a two hour marathon lapdance session during which he drank heavily.
An hour later he was dead.
Club employees had moved him to another room and checked up on him periodically but found him without a pulse at 2am. Toxicology tests will take up to six weeks to get back but from face of it it’s pretty cleared the dude drank himself to death.
I guess on the whole I’d rather be arrested after leaving my kids in the car outside a strip club than to fall into a death stupor while getting a lap dance. Better to just stick with online pron.
