http://media.www.studlife.com/media/storage/paper337/news/2007/11/29/press/News-So.Absurd.It.Must.Be.True-3122293.shtml?refsource=collegeheadlinesThese stories always make me laugh. I think my favorite one is this one:
Man fails to convince court that he's "too small" to be a flasher
A man in Britain was convicted of being a serial flasher despite his pleas that he could not be guilty because his genitals were too small. According to BBC News, Michael Carney, 41, showed the court photographs as proof that he was poorly endowed and therefore too embarrassed about his size to expose himself to women.
"My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average," he said. "I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that."
The jury was not convinced by Carney and found him guilty of seven counts of outraging public decency for revealing himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his house or in his driveway. The judge said jail time is likely.
